Favorite things from kids' mouths lately:
Mariah has started talking a lot about things that have happened in the past, or things that she will do sometime in the future. However, the words she uses in the process crack me up. Everything in the past is "last year"--even if it was just yesterday--and everything in the future is "to later", which I'm guessing is a mix of later and tomorrow? Another Mariah-ism is the word "fortending", which is derived from "for pretend" and "pretending." And Mariah has been doing a LOT of "fortending" lately!
While watching a NCAA tournament game a couple weekends ago, I was telling Connor about Rick Pitino's career, and how he coached the Celtics for awhile, then came back to college basketball again. Connor said, "I would hate to be an NBA coach. If you had rules like Dad does on his team, you wouldn't have a team!" Amazing how an 8-year-old already knows this.
And since I can't think of anything great Mylie has said lately, and I really don't want to leave her out of this post, I'll record a funny moment I had with her last summer that I don't think I ever wrote about. She was going to summer school and we were in the van waiting at her bus stop. I asked her why she and Mariah were so cute. She said she didn't know, and so I suggested that it might be because their mom is so pretty! She started laughing (really laughing!) and said, "You're not pretty!" I was a little taken back by this and didn't help things by asking her to repeat it: "I'm not pretty?" "NO!" Followed of course by more laughing. But then Christina Aguilera saved the day as she came on the radio at that exact moment, reassuring me: "You are beautiful, no matter what they say." So there, Mylie!
The Hearts of the Children
3 weeks ago